Latex Lover Pillows

Man locked in latex costume

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Hairstyles

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

'Consummatum est.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'

I love Classics.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Optometrist practical jokes