Latinx Culture Appreciator Gifts

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Carpe pizza"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Meanwhile...in Albania

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"Baldo, negative stereotypes that insult people serve no purpose! What people really want is thoughtful, family-oriented material."

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

Man locked in latex costume

Chère Maman

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

Venezuela

Finnish Sauna - Twigs to swat bathers.

"We adopted her in China, and we're having her raised there, too,"

'I think the inscription says,'Help! My lips are really chapped!''

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.

The Haimishe Hairdresser

'There's the Swiss busker across the road.' (Alpine horn)

'If beets juice and cheese brine work, why shouldn't a bit of schmaltz?'

'Very good, Counselor... now that you've showed us that you know all sorts of Latin phrases, how about showing us your client is innocent?'

French and British sportsmen shooting

At the age of 39, Sidney Sussman became undeniable aware of his Jewishness

A Latin Primer: Horizontalis and Depressus

'Its latin name reflects the plants unique properties...to trip, scratch, sting and bite.'

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

'Seize the day trader. I love it.'