Texan Pride Lover Pillows

"He's from Texas."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Bring flag factories back to America.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Cowboy

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Steeroids

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"Texas style? Again?"

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

Here comes that guy who discovered some new land called "Texas."

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

American cowboy

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

'Text Us' The Phone Star State.

'Eloise! This feller says he's 'a gent named Iris' and wants to talk to us about Texas.'

An animal skull painted to represent the Texan flag sits in a dessicated wasteland

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem, and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada ... "Jana Gana Mana" from India ... "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji ... "Patria Amada" from Mozambique ... and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good ... but you create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."