Texan Pride Lover Pillows

"He's from Texas."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bring flag factories back to America.

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Cowboy

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

Steeroids

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"Texas style? Again?"

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

American cowboy

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

An animal skull painted to represent the Texan flag sits in a dessicated wasteland

Texas messaging by cowboy