Texas Proud Pillows

'Text Us' The Phone Star State.

'Eloise! This feller says he's 'a gent named Iris' and wants to talk to us about Texas.'

Entering Texas - Today's Chances of a Conspiracy Theory are: High!

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Cowboy

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Right Here

Steeroids

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"Texas style? Again?"

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

EGGS laid in America

Here comes that guy who discovered some new land called "Texas."

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

The American Dream: Pause to Honor the American Work Ethic.

Then the mask mandate was lifted and we all had to get used to that again.

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.

Alabama, The Lizard State

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

An animal skull painted to represent the Texan flag sits in a dessicated wasteland

Iowa: the new fragrance

Texas messaging by cowboy

'Sorry, pardner...your vehicle doesn't meet the size requirement for our state!'

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

'Hi, I'm Ralph. Not only am I the President of the Ear-Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!'