Texan Pride Pillows

An animal skull painted to represent the Texan flag sits in a dessicated wasteland

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Cowboy

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Steeroids

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"Texas style? Again?"

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

Here comes that guy who discovered some new land called "Texas."

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

A couple of south-texas ranchers over light, and hold the boots.'

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

'Text Us' The Phone Star State.

'Eloise! This feller says he's 'a gent named Iris' and wants to talk to us about Texas.'

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

Texas messaging by cowboy

Pro-Life in Texas

'Sorry, pardner...your vehicle doesn't meet the size requirement for our state!'

In Texas, Smith and Wesson beats a royal flush.

'Call that a BIG BANG, eh God..? Why, back home in Texas...'

'After twenty-five years of roping steers, the little lady sure can swirl, can't she?'

Cats defend the Alamo.