Texan Pride T-Shirts

An animal skull painted to represent the Texan flag sits in a dessicated wasteland

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Cowboy

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Steeroids

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"Texas style? Again?"

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

A couple of south-texas ranchers over light, and hold the boots.'

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

Texas messaging by cowboy

Pro-Life in Texas

'After twenty-five years of roping steers, the little lady sure can swirl, can't she?'

'Call that a BIG BANG, eh God..? Why, back home in Texas...'

Cats defend the Alamo.

"He's from Texas."