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Useless-memory lane

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Useless information"

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Dreams I have had...

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The Month of July

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Baldness Facts

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?