Trivia Addicts T-Shirts

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Useless information"

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Trivia/Great Literature.

The Invention of the Wheel

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

The Month of July

Baldness Facts

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Useless-memory lane