Trivia Addicts Gifts

Says here the Mediterranean Sea wasn't always there. Big whoop, geek-boy. Tap tap tap tap tap. Says here 6 million years ago, it was a salty desert that was 10,000 feet below sea level … and because of the topography and the air pressure, it was a suffocating, hellish wasteland that got up to 170 degrees. Nothing but tardigrades, misery and extra-sweaty demons could've lived there. Which reminds me, didn't you say your family originally came from the Mediterranean? Which reminds me, when's the l

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Useless information"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Dreams I have had...

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The Invention of the Wheel

Trivia/Great Literature.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

The Month of July

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

The Wiki Man.

Albert Einstein and book

Good cholesterol cop, bad cholesterol cop. Rice cake? Eat the donut punk.

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Baldness Facts

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."