Trivia Fan Gifts

"Baldo, what did you learn in school today?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Useless information"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The Month of July

Baldness Facts

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Albert Einstein and book

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

Funky Facts:Schools.

Useless-memory lane

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.