Sports Trivia Fan Gifts

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

Funky Facts: Football.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Here we go again...'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.

Evelyn Sacheverell de Grymmes-personal description

Throwing the syringe.

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

"OK maybe we should try a different sport."

"I'm working on a new way to lose a football game." "Never mind, I'm sure whatever it else, the Browns have already patented it."

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

'At least, this referee must be impartial, right?'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

Pete Carroll

'Cricket - Drawn with a stump by Dumb-Crambo Junior.'

Evolution of the cricket ball

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

'Now that's what I call an overhand right!'

Hunters vs. Gatherers

"No, I'll wait for it to come out in video."

'Will you fill my cat's litter box, please?'