Sports Trivia Fan T-Shirts

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

Funky Facts: Football.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Here we go again...'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

Throwing the syringe.

Evelyn Sacheverell de Grymmes-personal description

"OK maybe we should try a different sport."

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

'At least, this referee must be impartial, right?'

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

'Cricket - Drawn with a stump by Dumb-Crambo Junior.'

Evolution of the cricket ball

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

Hunters vs. Gatherers

"No, I'll wait for it to come out in video."

"First of all, 'Leave it all on the field' is just a saying."

'Will you fill my cat's litter box, please?'