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Funky Facts: Football.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Here we go again...'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

"OK maybe we should try a different sport."

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

Throwing the syringe.

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

'At least, this referee must be impartial, right?'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

"I'm packing up my football equipment! Why do you ask?"

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

Trivia Pursuit

'Cricket - Drawn with a stump by Dumb-Crambo Junior.'