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"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

Funky Facts: Football.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

The Washington Arbitrators

'To protect their investments, many baseball owners are hiring bodyguards for their players.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

Football Boomerang.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

The Breakfast of Cheaters

"I'm working on a new way to lose a football game." "Never mind, I'm sure whatever it else, the Browns have already patented it."

Throwing the syringe.

'Our team has gone undefeated since my players started wearing moral Blinders!'

'...You have a morbid fear of the ball.'

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'