Sports Trivia Enthusiast Gifts

Funky Facts: Football.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Football heads...

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

The Washington Arbitrators

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Football Boomerang.

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

'Our team has gone undefeated since my players started wearing moral Blinders!'

The Breakfast of Cheaters

'...You have a morbid fear of the ball.'

Throwing the syringe.

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'