Sports Trivia Gifts

New inductees

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Piracy on a boating lake

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

Funky Facts: Football.

'Hole in one!!!!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Useless information"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"Skate or die."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Dreams I have had...

Quiz Night...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'