Sports Trivia Buff Gifts

An elephant's memory: not always too reliable.

Throwing the syringe.

"I'm about to be substituted, can you check Ceefax to see if he's still manager"

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"I'm working on a new way to lose a football game." "Never mind, I'm sure whatever it else, the Browns have already patented it."

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Funky Facts: Football.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Kick! Go for it!

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

Arch of Triumph Save

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Vannamania

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

It's academic

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'