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An elephant's memory: not always too reliable.

Throwing the syringe.

"I'm about to be substituted, can you check Ceefax to see if he's still manager"

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Golfing Boss

Funky Facts: Football.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Arch of Triumph Save

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

It's academic

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

'What's he on?'

"Is that my skirt?!!"