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It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.

Funky Facts: Football.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

"..common sense has prevailed, Michael Owen's agent has let the referee off with just a severe warning."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

Brazil vs Germany

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

Michael Douglas

"Who's the actress that's married to the guy who was in that movie about cops with the actor who starred with the woman in that TV show about doctors?"

"I'm working on a new way to lose a football game." "Never mind, I'm sure whatever it else, the Browns have already patented it."

Throwing the syringe.

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

Pele 1940-2022

Football Applause

Evolution of the cricket ball

An elephant's memory: not always too reliable.

"She disappeared somewhere between the World Series and the Super Bowl!"

'Jameis Winston is going over to the sideline, I'm not sure if he's been suspended again, or just broke a chin strap."

Harry Redknapp

Theory of Impossibility: German2/Sweden1

Arsene Wenger dusting off incoming transfers book.

'See? Right there where the brain's supposed to be? Nothing but a head full of sports statistics.'

'Why does everyone keep telling us to remember 1966? My Dad wasn't even born then.'

Footballers - Eric Cantona

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Proof positive that repeated blows to the head cause brain damage in football players.

"How come you can recall every goal that George Best ever scored, but you can never remember my birthday?!"

New inductees