Quirky Sports Trivia Collector Gifts

Funky Facts: Football.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

The Unsportables: Relay

Monster Baseball

Footballer and Bacteria.

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

Deregulated Baseball

Some Cricket Novelties.

'Let go of the pole!'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

A Good Bet.

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

Things you can say about baseball but not your dog...

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

Goal!

Rejected Major League Expansions

Throwing the syringe.

'His right-hand has the champ puzzled.'

A Flag in One

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.