Obscure Sports Trivia Lover Gifts

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Snooker Golf.

Funky Facts: Football.

Alternative fielding positions

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

The Washington Arbitrators

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

The Sports Fanatic

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

The Breakfast of Cheaters

...'So I said forget about the wages, I just want to play football.'

"I'm working on a new way to lose a football game." "Never mind, I'm sure whatever it else, the Browns have already patented it."

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"Come on, scurvy dogs! Let's win this one! Readyyyyy, Aaand..."

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

'...You have a morbid fear of the ball.'

Golfer Snooker.

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Throwing the syringe.

'You're pregnant?'

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'Extinct species' 'England Wimbledon Champ'

Pirate sitting in boxing ring, trainer talking to boxer: 'Watch out for his right hook.'

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.