Obscure Sports Trivia Lover Gifts

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Funky Facts: Football.

Alternative fielding positions

Snooker Golf.

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

The Washington Arbitrators

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

The Sports Fanatic

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'...You have a morbid fear of the ball.'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Golfer Snooker.

The Breakfast of Cheaters

Throwing the syringe.

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

'Extinct species' 'England Wimbledon Champ'

Pirate sitting in boxing ring, trainer talking to boxer: 'Watch out for his right hook.'

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

Football League - Concussions R Us.