Quirky Sports Trivia Collector Pillows

Funky Facts: Football.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

The Unsportables: Relay

Monster Baseball

Footballer and Bacteria.

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

Some Cricket Novelties.

Deregulated Baseball

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

'Let go of the pole!'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Olympic Bubble

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

A Good Bet.

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

Rejected Major League Expansions

A Flag in One

Throwing the syringe.

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

Goal!

Things you can say about baseball but not your dog...

"I'm working on a new way to lose a football game." "Never mind, I'm sure whatever it else, the Browns have already patented it."

'His right-hand has the champ puzzled.'