Sports Trivia Fanatic Pillows

"How come you can recall every goal that George Best ever scored, but you can never remember my birthday?!"

Funky Facts: Football.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Here we go again...'

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

"OK maybe we should try a different sport."

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

"I'm working on a new way to lose a football game." "Never mind, I'm sure whatever it else, the Browns have already patented it."

Throwing the syringe.

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

'At least, this referee must be impartial, right?'

Trivia Pursuit

"I'm packing up my football equipment! Why do you ask?"

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'