Sports Trivia Lover Pillows

Defecting Cuban Baseball Players

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Funky Facts: Football.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

Pole Vault Rules

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

The Month of July

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

Funky Facts:Schools.

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'