Sports Trivia Junkie Pillows

'See? Right there where the brain's supposed to be? Nothing but a head full of sports statistics.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Funky Facts: Football.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Sergio Aguero

'I'm just putting the final touches to my world cup preparations...'

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.

Throwing the syringe.

"I'm working on a new way to lose a football game." "Never mind, I'm sure whatever it else, the Browns have already patented it."

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

"You need to take a break from watching too many tennis matches."

Football junkie.

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."

Avram Grant, Premier League Manager.

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

Happy Thanksgiving, Frank! The founding fathers were pretty smart making Thanksgiving on the same day all the football games come on.

'TV: What not to watch.'

Evolution of the cricket ball

Pub quiz night.

Grip the club tighter, you idiot!