Sports Trivia Junkie Pillows

'See? Right there where the brain's supposed to be? Nothing but a head full of sports statistics.'

Funky Facts: Football.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Sergio Aguero

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

Throwing the syringe.

"You need to take a break from watching too many tennis matches."

"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

'TV: What not to watch.'

Evolution of the cricket ball

Pub quiz night.

An elephant's memory: not always too reliable.

Grip the club tighter, you idiot!