Sports Trivia Hunter Gifts

'He's okay otherwise, but I get sick and tired of hearing about his lifetime batting average of .325.'

Funky Facts: Football.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Football Fan.

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"Johnson breaks record so obscure even nerds don't care."

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

Throwing the syringe.

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

'Oh, I hate sport too, but I just love reading the statistics...'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

Evolution of the cricket ball

An elephant's memory: not always too reliable.

'What? I've been cut from the team!??'

'See? Right there where the brain's supposed to be? Nothing but a head full of sports statistics.'

'Death penalty'

New inductees

"Honey, you awake? Rachel? Yo, Meathead. Hey, always-wrong person. Woman who can’t grasp the concept of offsides – you up?"

'A question of port.'

"I'm about to be substituted, can you check Ceefax to see if he's still manager"