Trivia Fanatic Gifts

'No, I do not know who had a number one hit with Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.'

',,, the rules are simple, get a question wrong and we kill you'

Pub Quiz.

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Characters jumping out of a book.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Useless information"

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Addicted to reading

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Dreams I have had...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

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