Trivia Lover Gifts

INTELLIGENCE TESTING IS IN THE NEXT ROOM, 'Hi -- Where do I go to take the intelligence test?'

Duh Magazine

'Captain Cook made six voyages and was killed in one of them. Which one was it?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Got ya. I know everything.'

'Well here's your final pub quiz question: Whose is the blonde hair on your jacket?' (wife to husband).

'Those who know the ditty about people who don't know history are doomed to repeat it, are doomed to repeat it.'

Academic Jeopardy

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

'It was a JEOPARDY style test - you write your answers in the form of a question.'

'Quick! -- Who won the last eleven World Cups?'

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Funky Facts: England.

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

Fly game shows.

Bill's Pub quiz night

"Useless information"

Albert Einstein and book

'I put all the important stuff up there. He likes to know it off the top of his head.'

"I wonder if they set a question for 10p if you'd manage to get that right?"

Young Farmers have quiz, and one is a 'barn dunce'.

Who wants to be a milliner.

Trivia/Great Literature.

Baldness Facts

Wow. I'm made up of around seven octillion atoms, my head has about 100,000 hairs, and I'll produce approximately 10,00 gallons of saliva in a lifetime. No wonder my doctor want to get some of my numbers down. Odd Facts.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Man reads book titled '99 More Things To Do With Your Thumb'.

Alex Trebek

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.