Trivia Lovers Gifts

Useless-memory lane

'Check this out. By age 50, the average American has consumed enough coffee to keep the entire city of Utica, NY, awake for 10 months.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Useless information"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Trivia/Great Literature.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The Month of July

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

Albert Einstein and book

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Baldness Facts

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."