Trivia Night Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Useless information"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Trivia/Great Literature.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The Month of July

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

Albert Einstein and book

Baldness Facts

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

Useless-memory lane

Funky Facts:Schools.

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."