Trivia Night Gifts

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

The Best at Pictionary

Quiz Night: Questions on all subjects....

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Useless information"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Trivia/Great Literature.

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

City centre pub.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Baldness Facts

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

Albert Einstein and book

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

"No conifering, please."

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

Useless-memory lane

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

Mud Slinging

Holy Moses!