Quiz Nights Gifts

Before the Internet

"Sire, the triviameister with the bimonthly quiz."

'Let's just say that he was at the back of the queue when they handed out brains!'

City centre pub.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Funky Facts: Football.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Quiz Night...

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

I love being right.

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Spot the fur ball.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"And here are today's categories...."