Quiz Night Regular Gifts

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Examinations.

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

City centre pub.

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

It's academic

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Music Quiz

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Academic Jeopardy - "This was Titian's favorite after-dinner dessert."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'