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'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Examinations.

Senior Jeopardy!

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

City centre pub.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

It's academic

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars