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"I'm sorry, Jeannie, your answer was correct, but Kevin shouted his incorrect answer over yours, so he gets the points."

'We prefer to call this test 'multiple choice,' not 'multiple guess.''

Examinations.

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Pop Quiz.

'If Rome wasn't built in a day, how long did it take?'

'What did I learn today? Not to raise your hand if you don't know the answer because that's when the teacher calls on you.'

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'

'I wonder who got the 'A' on that Civil War quiz?'

"No conifering, please."

"You appear well versed in industry practices, but meet us at the hotel bar for trivia so we can determine the broader range of your knowledge."

'I hope it's not a matching test. I have trouble with matching tests.'

Gus suddenly realised that his memory could make him rich

'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'

Kudos to myself as I score once again an A-plus on the latest challenge to my photographic memory.

"We had a pop quiz on rational numbers, and I had a rather irrational reaction."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'Congratulations, Phillip. you've managed to score somehow lower than chance.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Pub quiz night.

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

"I can answer searching questions, I can answer trick questions, and I can answer penetrating questions, but test questions give me a lot of trouble."

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

"How was your test?"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

"Your sister's pretty smart, huh?"

"Why does this happen? No matter how hard I try, Melinda Alvarez always does better!"

Music Quiz

"I have my mother's eyes...my dad's nose...Abuelito's hair...and my great aunt's teeth. Just my luck to be stuck with my own brain."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"At the end of your specialist subject on politics you failed to answer any questions."