Quiz Wiz T-Shirts

"It was a hard test. Instead of multiple choice, it was more like multiple guess."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Funky Facts: Football.

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Math Teacher

Spot Quiz....

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Quiz Night...

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Spot the fur ball.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"And here are today's categories...."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."