Quiz Wiz T-Shirts

"It was a hard test. Instead of multiple choice, it was more like multiple guess."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Funky Facts: Football.

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Math Teacher

Spot Quiz....

Quiz Night...

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"And here are today's categories...."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"