Quiz Night Lovers Gifts

City centre pub.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Do you mind?"

Before the Internet

Bryan Ferry

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Sacrlet harlot.

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

'Please join us.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'You know, I'll be honest...I don't think you two mix very well with one another.'

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"No conifering, please."

Math Lounge

'Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar.'

Big Quiz. -900. +4800. +7230. Ernie, can you believe he calls himself a "smart appliance"?

"Your blood type is A+? Well, I suppose I could have gotten that if I had studied for my blood test, too."

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

Name that artery.

'You only say 'Bank' before a question on 'The Weakest Link', Mr Smith'

Martini Time!

"It's so romantic here with all these candles!"