Quiz Night Lovers Mugs

City centre pub.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Before the Internet

Bryan Ferry

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Sacrlet harlot.

'Please join us.'

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

'You know, I'll be honest...I don't think you two mix very well with one another.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"No conifering, please."

"Your blood type is A+? Well, I suppose I could have gotten that if I had studied for my blood test, too."

'Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar.'

Math Lounge

Name that artery.

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

"It's so romantic here with all these candles!"

Robots outwitting humans.

'You only say 'Bank' before a question on 'The Weakest Link', Mr Smith'

Martini Time!