Date Night Lover Mugs

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"It's nice to get out without the kids and rekindle our passion for swearing."

Man and Two Women in a Bar.

"It's so romantic here with all these candles!"

"Do you mind?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Life is for the birds.

"You do like octopus?"

So Close..

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're such a good listener."

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Sauvignon Bonk

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Why we need poetry. . .

Romantic Violinist.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"I love you, you big fool."