Quizzes Gifts

"'Jeopardy!' is on."

Dog Quiz

INTELLIGENCE TESTING IS IN THE NEXT ROOM, 'Hi -- Where do I go to take the intelligence test?'

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Pub Quiz: 'Question one. How many childish arguments are we going to have tonight?'

'Your specialist subject...things that have happened in the last three seconds.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

Pop Quiz.

'Well yes, I suppose it is a multiple-choice question'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'

"I'm afraid 'b*****d if I know' just won't do..."

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Before the Internet

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic—can you find a way to make it all about you?"

"Sorry, wrong answer. But thanks for playing."

University Challenge - School of Hard Knocks.

"According to this quiz, we are compatible!"

"Are you too influenced by T.V.?"

Trivia night - the arrival of God causes worry amongst the other competitiors.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Sign on mensroom door: 'No writing instruments allowed'

INTELLIGENCE TESTING IS IN THE NEXT ROOM, 'Hi -- Where do I go to take the intelligence test?'

I love being right.

'Could I buy a vowel, Pat?'

History and Trivia.

Quiz Night...