Quizzes Pillows

"'Jeopardy!' is on."

Dog Quiz

INTELLIGENCE TESTING IS IN THE NEXT ROOM, 'Hi -- Where do I go to take the intelligence test?'

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Pub Quiz: 'Question one. How many childish arguments are we going to have tonight?'

'Your specialist subject...things that have happened in the last three seconds.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

Pop Quiz.

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'Well yes, I suppose it is a multiple-choice question'

"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

"I'm afraid 'b*****d if I know' just won't do..."

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'

University Challenge - School of Hard Knocks.

History and Trivia.

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'

INTELLIGENCE TESTING IS IN THE NEXT ROOM, 'Hi -- Where do I go to take the intelligence test?'

'Could I buy a vowel, Pat?'

"According to this quiz, we are compatible!"

It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Sign on mensroom door: 'No writing instruments allowed'

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic—can you find a way to make it all about you?"

Trivia night - the arrival of God causes worry amongst the other competitiors.

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

I love being right.

Before the Internet

"Are you too influenced by T.V.?"