Quiz Taking Gifts

"Of course you're angry at me for springing a surprise memory quiz on you, but you've got to learn to forgive and forget."

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'Question number one: Does your wife ask you questions from women's magazines?'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Funky Facts: Football.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Quiz Night...

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"And here are today's categories...."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

The Mom quiz show

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"