Quiz Taking Gifts

"Of course you're angry at me for springing a surprise memory quiz on you, but you've got to learn to forgive and forget."

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'Question number one: Does your wife ask you questions from women's magazines?'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Spot Quiz....

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Quiz Night...

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"And here are today's categories...."

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

Spot the fur ball.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.