Trivia Trivia-night Aficionado Gifts

"And on that fateful night, Mr. Gregson, do you recall how many times Björn Borg won Wimbledon?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Useless information"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Dreams I have had...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

The Month of July

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

Bob Monkhouse

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Albert Einstein and book

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Baldness Facts

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Useless-memory lane

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'