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Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Useless information"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Trivia/Great Literature.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

The Month of July

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Baldness Facts

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

Albert Einstein and book

Jean Philippe Rameau

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'