Tail-wagging Trivia Lover T-Shirts

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Useless information"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"You've already been for a walk."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

The Month of July

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

Albert Einstein and book