Tail-wagging Trivia Lover Pillows

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Useless information"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"You've already been for a walk."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

The Month of July

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'