Sun Tan Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'See you in two weeks!'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Trucker's tan?'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Summer Energy

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'I love us when we're tan.'

A gap between the solar panels

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Sunblock

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Holy moly!"

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."