Tanning Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Light dark or crispy?"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

"You know damn well what noise!"

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Sunblock

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Crayo-Blah

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Gym/Tan/Donut

"High time!"

Sun Umbrella

'Did you just curdle?'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

Tanning Machine on the beach

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

"Edgar! I told you not to fall asleep under the sun!"

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

"You really need some sun."

"What was she thinking?!?"