Skin Care Warrior Gifts

"Well,doctor, it's my acne. It's getting so I'm embarrassed to go out in public."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Burnout Syndrome...

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'What are you eating now?'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'