Teenage Skincare Warrior Gifts

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Too much concealer?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Pop Culture for Teens

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

New Twenty Blades

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'Mildred....is that you?'